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itmakesnosense:

“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

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tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best dad joke in film history. [via]

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lokineedshugs:

creativefangirlurl:

no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt

While using their individual characteristics of their storylines as weapons

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suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

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officialunitedstates:

You could hold someone’s doorbell hostage and there’s nothing they could do.  You ring the doorbell and demand $4.15 and they have to give in to your demands or you’ll keep ringing it forever.  You could stand there all day ringing their doorbell and the police wouldn’t be able to stop you because the police are dirty and want their cut of the doorbell ransom business