Posted 3 days ago

styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

Posted 3 days ago

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb)

Posted 3 days ago

asylum-art:

Kendal Murray: Plant Sculptures

Posted 3 days ago

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

Posted 3 days ago

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

Posted 3 days ago

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

Posted 3 days ago

basedgosh:

a national hero

(Source: goodassdog)

Posted 3 days ago

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

Posted 3 days ago

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

Posted 3 days ago

puretuba:

im-australia:

i consecutively got eight different people draw doug dimmadome on iscribble what did you do new years day

dimma desu

(Source: anime-goat)