I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish
You could hold someone’s doorbell hostage and there’s nothing they could do. You ring the doorbell and demand $4.15 and they have to give in to your demands or you’ll keep ringing it forever. You could stand there all day ringing their doorbell and the police wouldn’t be able to stop you because the police are dirty and want their cut of the doorbell ransom business